when you think a person is so cool and then you get lucky enough to start talking to them and then suddenly they’re still so cool but now! they’re! your! friend!
i feel this way whenever most people want to be my friend tbh
i learned a man created a fake restaurant on TripAdvisor and asked around for good reviews. Eventually, the fake restaurant was the #1 restaurant in London, and was being called up 100s of times daily for bookings. For a day, the man set up a “cafe” in his backyard and served frozen food to rave reviews (x)
the human life is a strained and tense one. i envy the life of a smooth rock resting on the beach… warmed by the sun… unaware of the trials and tribulations of sentient life…
“I want you to know, if you ever read this, there was a time I would rather have had you by my side than any one of these words; I would rather have had you by my side than all the blue in the world.”
y’know…. conversations about world war ii would be a lot more bearable and constructive if white men found that period rightly horrific rather than pornographic
We glorify war because it’s the only time we’re allowed to release the beast and not go to jail for it.
You want to see who a man truly is, put him in a battle.
Man is never more himself, than when he has nothing to lose.